Sinopsis

Sketches:

• Mrs Emery sees someone she recognises in a Library.
• Emily hits the town with Florence to celebrate her hen night.
• Dudley is unimpressed by the arrival of Ting Tong's mother.
• Roman reveals to Bubbles the reason he left her was because she was too skinny.
• An old man is nearing his end but not as quickly as he thought he would.
• Someone wants to travel to the island featured in Captain Corelli's Mandolin... computer says no.
• Pat and Paul announce that they are going to have a baby. Marjorie tries to be creative with baby names.
• Sid Pegg calls an urgent Neighbourhood Watch meeting about their new enemy - Gypsies.
• Daffyd is scouting for voters for his new political 'Gay Rights For Gays' party
• Linda describes an Indian student to Martin.
• Mr Mann visits Roy's paper shop to buy a magzine about feet problems.
• Sebastian is shocked to discover the PM has grown a mustache.
• Maggie's Old English Sheepdog takes a familiar disliking to a Chinese Shi-tzu.
• Andy takes matters into his own hands when Lou refuses to rescue his frizbee from an electricity pylon.