Hermanos, esto es muestra de nuestro éxito MUNDIAL.
Vienen aquí yankies para congratularnos por nuestra iniciativa y nuestra fe. ¿Lo véis?
Si me permitís, le dirigiré al individuo unas palabras en yankee, y entre los consejos le recomendaré que cambie de software de traductor.
Dear "nohablaespanolcochenuevep",
As you may noticed, from this virtual place in the internet (Cineol) we are rendering due honour to this noteworthy cult film called R.O.T.O.R. We have even raised up a church named "R.O.T.OR.ian church", and we are having good laughs at it. We are all following the faith in ROTOR and his Prophet, Coldyron.
I would like you to talk to us about how you came to know us and how it's going about this ROTORnian faith in the States. I understood from your awful, maniac's translation that there are 6 people committed to see this film once a day. Well, that's real faith, man! You should join our church and be our brothers just for this.
Personally, Houghtaling is one of my favourites characters, along with Coldyron-TNT, which we love with all our heart.
You say something about Sony, that she is dead or something like that... is she really?
Please, try not to translate any more. You could do no better than Carroll Brandon, ever! Change your software or do something about it, becouse you sound like an stupid indian talking nonsense (it's funny, though)
You could write in english and could translate for you, if moderators allow (I suposse, they will), or you can send me an e-mail:
troyan240@yahoo.com
You can also visit the link at my signature to see how all this began and our church was raised (below).
I welcome you as the founder and senior president of the ROTORnian church
Faithfully,
STAR WARS 1977
Bueno, a ver si se entera de mi inglés y dice algo.