Sinopsis

Sketches:

• Vicky Pollard demands billions from her newsagent after claiming she's won the lottery.
• As Roman and Desiree leave the spa, Bubbles makes one last effort to win him back.
• Carol gets a shock - computer says yes!
• Lou returns to the Isle of Wright following his mum's death. Andy is not pleased by the temporary carer Lou has arranged for him.
• Emily discovers Florence (Fred) is leaving Old Haven.
• Linda is visited by a big, black man.
• Andy's new helper wants to know about Andy's feeling in his legs - by hitting it with a brass object.
• Mrs Emery visits the doctor with knee problems.
• Marjorie's FatFighters finally take a stand against her.
• Linda gets a protest visit from all the students she has insulted.
• Andy's helper finds alternative 'entertainment' for Andy.
• Daffyd prepares to leave the village for a new life in London.
• Anne is entering the Christmas spirit - which Dr Beagrie discovers the hard way.
• Dudley discovers Ting Tong has turned his house into a Thai restaurant.
• Sebastian is heartbroken - the PM has resigned.
• Andy has had all he can take off his new helper. When Lou returns, Andy is delighted and nearly makes a mistake...