Sinopsis

Sketches:

• Lou takes Andy on a blind date with a disabled lady called Francesca. Andy is less than inmpressed and when Lou's back is turned he pushes her down some steps.
• Vicky has started going out with Jermaine who incidentally is Jamaican, and takes on an almost completely new personality.
• Meaningwhile at a restaurant in Chafe. Rachel shows Nicola a rather unusual Polaroid of her friend Jonathan... and we're not talking faces here!
• At St. Jesus's Church, Reverend Hartley is on exchange trip to Harlem in New York, so Harlem send their Reverend Jesse King to take the service, help people to get out of the ghetto and heal some leppers while he's at it.
• Paul and Pat have got engaged, Marjorie, bitter that she wasn't invited, gate crashes the engagement party and starts binning any food that doesn't constitute dust.
• Kenny Craig appears on stage, but has no material so he hypnotises his audience into believing they're being entertained while he reads his book.
• Daffyd finally realises there's no one in Llandewi Breffi who isn't actually gay. He declares he's leaving the village and going to San Francisco where he can be the only gay.
• Back at the Hypnotist show Kenny's finished his book and puts his audience 'back in the room' to a resounding round of applause.
• Rachel shows Nicola another strange Polaroid.
• As Harvey and Jane reach their vows, Harvey picks this moment to declare 'Bitty'. The vicar does his best to continue with the service despite Harvey's preoccupation and Jane reluctantly says 'yes' dispite her parents hopes. Her biggest challange is having to kiss Harvey at the end.
• Dennis Waterman gets a part in Star Wars. But they wont let him write the music so he says George Lucas 'can get stuffed'.
• Bubbles barges naked into Mr Hutton's important meeting demanding to know why she's not getting any more treatment and then hits on the owner of the Health Spa.
• Mr Mann walks into a Roy's record shop. He'd like to purchase a record of James Last playing the hits of Nelly Furtado on the banjo with a picture on the cover of James Last holding out his hands displaying stigmata. Roy has exactly what Mr. Mann wanted, including sleeve notes by Doctor Graeme Garden.
• Rachel's polaroids are becoming more and more disturbing.
• The village of Pox is holding a bring and buy sale. Judy and Maggie sample some Gingerbread Men made by an Asian girl.
• At No.10 The PM is celebrating another election victory. After a rather awkward dance to a George Michael song, Sebastian takes an opportunity to congratulate the PM more than he expected.
• Lou takes Andy to the popular coastal town of Sphincter-on-sea. After a communication problem regarding parking the van, Lou buys Andy a choc-ice unaware that Andy is doing bit of skinny-dipping behind his back.