Sinopsis

Sketches:

1. Vicky Pollard - Borstal. Did Vicky bite Jackie Hayes?
2. Lou and Andy - Pet Shop. Andy wants a snake.
3. 10 Downing Street - Prime Minister's Press Conference.
4. Marjorie Dawes and Fatfighters - Liposuction.
5. Edward and Samantha - Valentines Day. A teacher who married one of his ex-pupils.
6. Kelsey Grammar School - Career advice from a robot.
7. Lou and Andy - Andy borrows a book from the library. 'I can't read'.
8. Edward and Samantha - Plan an evening out.
9. Bernard Chumley - Meals on Wheels.
10. Peter Andre - Can't get into a royal garden party.
11. Kenny Craig - Car Boot Sale. Kenny sells some old videos.
12. Matthew Waterhouse - Musicals. Always having ideas.
13. Daffyd - The Test. Sexual health check.
14. Denver Mills - the retired athlete at a school prize giving.
15. Lou and Andy - A broken lift causes quite a kerfuffle.
16. Eileen and Janet - Janet is grieving over Ivor.
17. Des Kaye - Des has a tea break. Wicky woo!
18. World Record Attempt - Building a house of cards.