Sinopsis

Sketches:

1. Daffyd - buys a Gay Times.
2. Lou and Andy - Andy wants a Smurf outfit.
3. Vicky Pollard - At the swimming pool.
4. Kelsey Grammar School - The boys take an exam. The teacher plays saxophone.
5. Dr Lawrence and Anne - In the office.
6. Sebastian and Michael - The morning briefing.
7. Dr Lawrence and Anne - In the communal garden.
8. Kelsey Grammar School - Exam part ii. Teacher hoovering.
9. Lou and Andy - Lou installs handrails for the toilet.
10. Dame Sally Markham - Dame Sally eats truffles as she dictates The Lady in White.
11. St God's Hospital - David Soul visits a patient.
12. Marjorie Dawes and Fatfighters - Slimmer of the Year.
13. Dr Lawrence and Anne - In the dining room.
14. Jason and Nan - Sunday lunch.
15. Kelsey Grammar School - Exam part iii. Teacher lights firework.
16. Liz and Clive - 'I was Mollie Sugden's bridesmaid.'
17. St God's Hospital - Les McKeown.
18. Lindsay and Sam - Ex-policeman gives a driving lesson.
19. World Record Attempt - Tallest man.